Austin Missed Connections

Austin Missed Connections

You:  Most likely on some really strong uppers, dancing your ass off (literally) in a denim button up with red corduroy pants, even though it was 95 degrees.  Screamed like a fan girl at a Nickelback concert after most of our songs, showering the rest of the crowd with your drug-filled sweat.

Me:  Performing at Holy Mountain.

If you wanna be our official front row dancer/crowd energizer, give me a call.  We can’t pay you or feed you, but we can let you sleep in the van and help carry our gear.

Love, Boss Battle

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